FA To Send Referees On ‘Black Person Differentiation’ Course
Following Andre Mariner’s embarrassing mix up on Saturday, which saw him send off the wrong mixed-race player, the FA has announced a new scheme to ensure an incident of this […]
Following Andre Mariner’s embarrassing mix up on Saturday, which saw him send off the wrong mixed-race player, the FA has announced a new scheme to ensure an incident of this […]
The entire nation was today embroiled in fierce debate over a shiny object the chancellor waved in the air shortly before delivering his controversial new budget to parliament. The object, […]
Gideon ‘George’ Osbourne, is set to use his budget today to announce a raft of new measures to ensure that millionaires are given ‘the fair deal they deserve’. Responding to […]
Vladimir Putin today announced what he called “Another triumph of Russian democracy in action” as initial polling results show that an astonishing 118% of the population turned out to vote […]
The nation awoke today to the sad news of the passing of Tony Benn, aged 88, leaving Britain without a single decent human being left in politics. The Labour party, […]
Nigel Farage, leader of UKIP, has today claimed that the missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 has not, as feared, crashed; but is actually full of potential UK immigrants on their […]
After yet another brave but losing performance in the Champion’s League last night, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger told the assembled media at his press conference today he is still unsure […]
On an official visit to Ukraine; Councillor Frank Cant, Mayor of the Lancashire town of Burnley, has announced his delight at the beauty, peacefulness and security of the troubled capital […]
The world’s oldest woman, Misao Okawa, 117, is currently struggling to keep in a fart so potent it is feared it may kill her. Mrs Okawa has been brewing the […]
An independent study has today confirmed that the Daily Lamppost is ‘nothing like’ the popular news satire site The Onion. The study was commissioned by The Lamppost in order to […]